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Hockey Mom vs Polo Dads

You might have learned by now that America’s sweetheart GOP vice presidential nominee and “dangerously close” to be the first woman president of the United States; Sarah Louise Heath Palin is taking a job of internee president for a week or so. Yes! on her foreign affairs crash course she is going to meet with some local and foreign diplomats along with the heads of the non NATO states of the United States PK, AF and IQ.

What’s that? These are the sovereign countries and not the states of USA? But don’t you think that North American states of USA are more sovereign? Anyone could make that mistake; never mind. In this crash course she is expected to learn the new aspect of foreign policy, like there are other countries in the world not just Russia. But this is not what I am interested in, nor going to talk about it, I trust the GOP campaign and their advisers “fully”; evident are the comments made by John McCain and Sara Palin on different local and international issues; boy what a fusion of mavericks.

What dragged me to suggest something to her are the concerned many; asking “what will she and Hamid Karzai talk about?”. I put it in a different perspective; I meant what kind of question is this? They have a lot in common to talk about; like how does it feel like to be the backyard of Russia? Or is Kabul difficult for human to survive or Anchorage? Isn’t more interesting that in the form of Karzai she is getting a chance to see the Bush Doctrine; literally. The thing which I am concerned the most is not what she should discuss but what she shouldn’t discuss. Quoting McCain by saying that “wearing a gown a pig is still a pig” would be a disaster. No bridge in Afghanistan goes anywhere and they always say “Thanks” if you offer something; so “No Thanks!” for this of your famous speechlet. And “what’s the difference between and hockey mom and Pit Bull?” nah! you say this and you’re your own.

In contrast I believe, meeting with Zardari would be a piece of cake. This guys is an easy going specie; as humble as a holy cow and above all “Go(o)d fearing” like yourself. The most alarming thing is the fact that his wife was supposed to be the head of the state; but she is dead and he is the president; he is one lucky son of a b—h. My piece of advice is simple; you hide your husband before meeting him, Todd shouldn’t even know about him and if Zardari asks to see Todd; remember “Thanks! But no thanks”? This will work. He is the one you should have special relations when it comes to percentage; you know what I mean, he has all the known and unknown methods to get your NAB off of your back.

As for Jalal Talabani; you said you were the chosen people for God’s plan. I am sure you have already prayed for that meeting. God has his own way to enlighten the hearts and minds.

This internship; boy! what a boost to a resume already loaded with eye-to-eye dealing with Russia. And after meeting this “Nasty Three Club”, training well done (Y), it only leaves worried Obamaiets. I am sure the “Fundamentals of Our Democracy” are as strong as “Fundamentals of Our Economy” but you can count on voters to bail you OUT if you feel otherwise.